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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, 
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

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Indian businessman Datta Phuge’s world’s most expensive clothing made from 22-karat gold fees $235, 000.

Indian native uniform Datta Phuge, some sort of 32-year-old moneylender in the Pimpri-Chinchwad area associated with Pune with regard to with whom silver is the ultimate appreciation, commissioned the world’s most valuable clothing which is regarded being an embellishment to be able to their standing for the reason that ‘Gold Man associated with Pimpri’. Remarkably elated to be able to have on their sparkly fantasy clothing, Mr. Datta Phuge that passed down a fair number of silver as well as would like to keep powering a satisfactory sum for your next-generation, used a huge $235, 000 for this custom-made clothing as a possible expenditure which keeps appreciating. Constructed away from 3. 5kg associated with 22-carat stable silver, that bling clothing manufactured by Pune-based Ranka Jewelers offers associated with 14, 000 silver flowerings which were interwoven together with 100, 000 spangles stitched in to a base associated with finest bright velvet, along with 6 Swarovski Very links. Notably, 15 goldsmiths difficult more than 15 days to weeks with the rate associated with 18-hours each day to make that opulent clothing through an armor-like appearance.

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Reema Khan pakistani actress hot Wedding Pictuers Pics Pregnant Biography

Reema Khan, recognized by the girl tv screen identify Reema, is usually a Pakistani Lollywood film celebrity, representative and also manufacturer. She has seemed within a lot more than two hundred films because creating the girl debut within 1990.

Early on existence:Reema Khan was given birth to inside Lahore, Pakistan. She was discovered inside 1990 through the Pakistani film director Javed Fazil in addition to ended up being offered the particular supporting purpose inside the film Bulandi.

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